Taste The Fun

MAMU:
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL:
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy
Ullu ko Raat
Dentist ko Daant
Gadhy ko Laat
Raja ko Gaddi
Kutty ko Haddi
Aur
Aur
Aur
Nangay ko Chaddi

Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

Jokes and Sms

Enlish sms shayari-Never think more about past- it brings tearsDon't think more about future- it brings fears.Think abt in this second-it brings cheers..

Hindi sms shayari-Log kehte hai ke dukh bura hota hejb ata h tab rulata hemagar hum kehte h dukh acha bhi hota hejb ata h tab apno ki pehchan to karata hai

Enlish sms shayari-Every friends can say"i can understand ur feelings"but a true friend will always say"i can feel ur feelings".be my true friend 4 ever..

Raavan: DoctorJi Muze Barso Se Julab Bahut Jyada Hota HeDr.: Honge Hi Na!Teri 10 Incoming Line K Samne Outgoing line to Sirf 1 Hi He..
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@1 sardar puri zindgi sochta rahasochta rahasochta rahasochta rahaor sochte sochte mar gaya ki meri behan k 2 bhai to mera 1kaise?

Funny SMS

Enlish sms shayari-Sound bcums music,Movement bcums dance,Smile bcomus laughter,Mind becums meditation &life becums celebration wen friends keep in touch.


Hindi sms shayari-Har aarzo hmari adhuri nhi hoti,doston me kabhi doori nhi hotijinke dil me rhte ho dost aap jaise,unhe dhadkan ki bhi jaroorat nhi hoti.

Enlish sms shayari-
LOVE is sweet poison
LOVER is honey poison.WIFE is slow poison.But FRIENDSHIP is good medicine.

Hindi sms shayari-Hamari zindgi me apka mukam bahot khas he,Harpal apki dua ka ehsas he,Jab bhi apka sms nahi aata,To lagta he hamare mobile ka UPVAAS hai.